Silk: Hey Satin, do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling.
Satin: Why, yes, Silk, I do!
You know, I haven't seen a douche commercial in ages, which may be because they don't show them on television any more or because I don't watch television anymore... but still. I remember being confused by them when I was a kid, and bugging my mom about it. What is that? How are you supposed to use it? WHY? The fact that these products are still available everywhere bugs me.
I still don't understand society's compulsion to cover a natural body scent with cloying or chemical smells... it's creepy. I don't want my tesseract to smell like Spring Rain or Country Flowers or Baby Powder or Vinegar! I don't want to smother any part of my skin in the glandular or digestive secretions of any mammal (or fish or foul either). And I don't want to leave a smothering trail of patchouli in my wake when I walk around the office. Honestly, ladies (and gentlemen) using consistent personal hygiene is all you need, brush your teeth, bathe regularly, etc.. Layers of scented lotions, body sprays, perfumes and all that other stuff really makes you stink... so much worse than you would without them.
Smooches,
Silk
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