Friday, March 14, 2014

No, Tesseracts are NOT gross!

Please stop listening to those teenage boys whose opinions should have never mattered back then, and certainly should not be echoing in your head 20-30 years later. It is a self-cleaning unit, like some ovens. Now, if you are noting that you are busily baking pies all day, every day, you may need to give it a little extra attention, to keep it dewy-fresh, but, GIRL, you keep those nasty chemical sprays away from your yoni. Look at it in the mirror: does it want unnatural scented, alcohol based stench? NO! A gentle soap and water works very nicely. If you note that soap and water are not working, or anything seems abnormal, please see a medical professional. Your tessaract is a treasure! If you feel the "Not So Fresh Feeling", and feel the need, try something self-made:
Homemade herbal intimate wash
xo, Satin

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